Forum:Helle "Aspirin" Auttenberg

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The Sorting Quiz Please Bold Your Choices

1) There are three paths. One leads to a wandering road, another to a lake, and one over a mountain. Which one?

A) None of them, I'm at home reading. (Second would be lake.)

B) Lake

C) Mountain

D) Road

2) Which type of spell is most useful?

A) A Complex Spell

B) A Spell Of Control

C) A Combat Spell

D) A Healing Spell

3) How would you describe yourself?

A) Wise

B) Cunning

C) Hard-working

D) Loyal

4) Someone infuriates you in public. How do you react?

A) Shrug it off.

B) Tell them that they are worthless and to get a life, infuriate them, push them, and storm off.

C) Get up, look at them right in the eye, and walk away like it never happened.

D) They are just joking around.

5) What is most important to you?

A) Grades.

B) Getting your way.

C) Life.

D) Friends and family.

6) Give a description of your character's personality. Personality must be at least one paragraph long. Are you noble or sneaky? Arrogant or Humble? Anything about your character that might help the Sorting Hat decide. (Don't worry, you can copy this onto your character page later!)

Silence. Then the pellucid drum of fingers on a surface, tapping out messages in audible dots and dashes. Aspirin may not be capable of weighing the correct timbre to use with her voice, but her communications are articulate enough to temper steel, hammer indignation, and make Justin Bieber shut up. (Technically. Theoretically. Does anybody want to test this out?)

A nice, long chat can easily make Aspirin's day. It matters not if you're a friend or a stranger she met on the sidewalk — she has a messenger bag stuffed with homemade chocolate chip delights and a thermos brimming with a hot beverage ready 24/7. Extras to bring home are given if you know Morse Code! You'll understand why people flock to her once you've had a taste of her baked goods.

None of her welcoming, gregarious output is to say that she hasn't claimed any private space. This sweet girl may disappear for days into her room, mulling over lines of Rube Goldberg code to recharge herself emotionally and intellectually. Interrupting her alone time would be incurring the wrath of a thousand virtual, avenging angels who will perpetually eradicate your WiFi, cable, radio, and any other technology that happens to be on hand.

Rather unfortunately, that's not the end to her dark side. Her cookies are truly to die for, but greedy tyrants will soon be puking their guts out. Aspirin has proved that adding powerful emetics to the dough is excellent retribution. Below the altruistic surface is a roaring, vigilante heart, mitigated only by the value of mercy instilled in her.

Do not be fooled by her wonted benignity, nor her pursuit of upgraded hacking software knowledge, because despite the limits narcolepsy has placed on her, Aspirin is anything but a pushover and you better remember for your own sake.

Everywhere she goes, Aspirin's first instinct is to look for somewhere to sit down. Not only is she burdened with being deaf, she is also narcoleptic. Strong bursts of emotion are a liberty she cannot access, or she'll fall asleep regardless of the circumstances. The danger she is perpetually in fluctuates depending on conditions, but so far she's managed not to collapse on top of any sharp objects and impale herself.

However, she tries to look on the upside of these things. This is where her dorky flirtatious side makes it entrance. Aspirin is so the type to stammer cheesy and nerdy (but adorable) pick up lines while blushing profusely, then losing consciousness without even making it halfway through. She mentally argues with her mental self that it is not her narcolepsy when that happens (no matter how illogical that is), and claims such incidents are caused by the uncanny hotness of whoever she was speaking to. Even her mental self can't put up with her sometimes, and now you probably know why.

Her MBTI is INFJ, and this is just the basic layout of her personality.

7) Write about the history of your character. History must be at least two paragraphs long. How did they grow up? Is there an incident that made them the way they are? etc. (Again, you can copy this onto your character page later!)

""There were four of us. I was the only girl, and I was the youngest. Alan, Rick, and Manny were all males, and I was forever giggling about how Ma named all three of them after Alan Rickman.""

- Aspirin on her family

As dysfunctional as it was, a family residing in Celle, Lower Saxony, Germany was undoubtedly one of the most refreshing things that had happened to the place. Strictly from the members' point of view.

Mechtilde was the matriarch and a proud mother of a brood of twenty-five children. She'd had five husbands, all of which whom had divorced her within a couple of years. Least to say, she had a questionable taste in men and a burden of regret for becoming a teenage mom. Nonetheless, she never took out her frustrations on her kids and raised them with all the unconditional love she could muster. With help from her best friend Ulrich, better known to the kids as Uncle Ulli, she made ends meet and still found time to spend with her children.

Her eldest child had been born when she was fifteen, and by the time she was thirty, she had borne twenty-four more to four other men who deserted her once they couldn't handle finding more and more wages to keep her kids alive, the jacka**es. After the last jerk left her, Mechtilde screwed her head back on tight and married Ulrich platonically.

Six children were spawned from each marriage, except for the last two and it was...despondently avoided. A check up at the hospital indicated that Mechtilde could never have another kid after her miscarriage. The loss was mourned, but some of the older kids couldn't resist the guilty relief that they would not need to babysit one more.

Money was a hard matter, seeing as feeding and clothing them all took its toll. Thus, with a renewed resolve, Mechtilde yanked herself out of depression and pulled herself together. She had had to work overtime in the ink factory since her last child's birth, and even with Ulli's help, their struggles did not cease.

As soon as a kid graduated, they pitched in to help their parents and got jobs as early as fifteen. The Auttenbergs were closely knit, idiosyncratic, and magical. All of them were of mixed blood as Mechtilde was a half-blood, and surely magic did alleviate the many pains they encountered over the years.

It wasn't enough to save them.

By the time everything was done and over with, Aspirin had wished she hadn't been such a selfish, selfish little girl and sneaked out of the house to find her working mother. It had been a bad day, with AlanRickManny teasing her incessantly about her lisp. It was technically her mother's fault for insisting that Aspirin should try speaking instead of signing all the time, and it should've turned out okay, but the lisp ruined things.

Only her mother, dear sweet Mechtilde, ignored it. Every time Aspirin went to her in near-tears about it, Mechtilde would simply hold her and tap out .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- — Morse code for "I love you." This was exactly what she had wanted to see her mother do when she stormed out that fateful day. She knew she should have been patient, knew she should've waited, because if she had they would all still be alive.

basically the factory kinda burned down and killed her three brothers who went after her and her mother who was working inside. worst time ever, ikr? and like she hid in a barrel and her first act of magic kinda protected her and also triggered her slightly empath powers

oh and her half-siblings died in a gas explosion on the same day and her stepdad got into a highway pileup accident along the way to get her so she was sent to lil bundles then at one point she met tilly evans and yeah it all escalated from there

she's been attending beauxbatons bc mother's last orders in her will (yh she had a will) but this year she's transferring to hogwarts

8) Write about your character's appearance. How do they look like? Are you planning on using a certain model for your character? If you already have a picture in mind, you can put it here!

India Eisley

9) Are you Pure-Blood, Half-Blood or Muggle-Born? Do you have any notable magical relations? (Remember, you cannot be related to important Harry Potter characters!)

Mixed blood

10) Does your character have any special magical abilities? Or special abilities in general (photographic memory, etc.)? Is he or she of a different magical race, such as veela, vampire, werewolf or the likes? Part or half of that magical race counts! (Remember, you cannot have an "exotic" characters as your first two characters!)

yh she's exotic she's an empath (but it's more of a whenever someone is getting emotional around here she catches very small glimpses of their thoughts and emotions also she's narcoleptic if she gets overloaded by emotions her brain shuts down) and she gets migraines and the like often and crowds can't do well with her bc too many thoughts and emotions running wild and basically yh

11) What year is your character in?

4th

Any House You DO NOT Want to Be In? (No Promises, Sorry)

Hufflepuff

Any House You REALLY Want to Be In? (Sorry, Again, No Promises)

Ravenclaw

Out of Character Questions (These do not affect which House you'll be sorted into)

1. How much time will you have to participate on this RP site? (This does not affect which House you'll be sorted into).


 * A) I have a lot of other responsibilities, and although I really want to be a part of this wiki, there may be days on end I won't be able to participate in anything.

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 * B) Although I do have some other responsibilities, and there may be times I'll be absent, I should be able to participate on a weekly basis, around my other schedule.'''


 * C) I should be able to participate at least some every day.


 * D) I have loads of free time, and don't see participation to be a problem at all.

2. Is this your first character?


 * A) This is my first character



3. If your answer to the previous question is B, how many characters do you have? How many of them are "exotic"?

6 normal, 3 exotics my 4th exotic just died

4. Please post your time zone in relation with the UTC time zone (ex. Eastern Standard Time is -4), but if you don't understand how to calculate that then please simply put the name of your time zone below.

-8 utc

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