User blog:LillyDaNinja/Funny Facts Site!

http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php

This link leads to a very funny facts site! See, if I put in LillyNinja,I got, there's way more by the way; 
 * LillyNinja got her drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
 * Google won't search for LillyNinja because it knows you don't find LillyNinja, she finds you.
 * The LillyNinja military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single LillyNinja could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
 * In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. LillyNinja was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
 * LillyNinja sleeps with a night light. Not because LillyNinja is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of LillyNinja.
 * There is no such thing as global warming. LillyNinja was cold, so she turned the sun up.
 * Thousands of years ago LillyNinja came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
 * LillyNinja destroyed the periodic table, because LillyNinja only recognizes the element of surprise.





 See, these are funny! You guys should try it,maybe even with the names of your DARP chars, and comment what you get!