User blog comment:EvilhariboMadness/Something Dark is Coming/@comment-36586988-20180928163919

If near death sign-ups are still open I want Princess Estelle of Windsor to roughed up badly enough to send her into a small coma and Xavier Thomas to go through as much damage as possible without limb removal.

Estelle is 15 and a Hogwarts student. Xavi is 16 (or 17, I have to check) and a Hogwarts student too.

If near death sign-ups are closed, I didn't see them open so ooft.