User:Aeriesol/Reify

me being offensive bc that's what i'm good at
this is me being as offensive as i feel like because no one reads these anyway and it's not like people give a fuck about my opinions OwO what's this.


 * 1) a lot of characters having a corporeal patronus is the dumbest shit of all time. like, no. no. patroni shields are enough to fend back one dementor for you to presumably get the fuck out. i'm pretty sure dementors have been essentially banished from the uk. i get it. it's fun to give them representative animals or whatever-the-fuck. only the highest, the best, the elite or those specifically gifted in the area could summon a patronus. patroni are desirable because it's a sign of genuine strength of a magical person or w/e and their messages are afaik INCAPABLE of being intercepted but not everyone can do them.
 * 2) on that note, patroni of half-humans is a good question. would they be more pronounced? would they be more messy given their identity is so skewed and that relates to a person's happiness and self? especially with the bias and hatred towards them as a minority would they even be ABLE to produce a shield due to the internal conflict?
 * 3) characters are capable of producing a patronus previously but are unable to after some life changing event etc etc. it happens. it's not a stretch to say some people change so much and become so warped and different that they lose their patronus, their self, their happiness. sometimes forever, sometimes they get it back differently. but people keep growing, not necessarily in the healthiest or most ideal of ways, and with the extended lifespans of magical people, growing as a person can take a whole new meaning. people grow, their patroni change or disappear. simple as that.
 * 4) potions are not concrete and everyone can fuck off about that. does strawberry shortcake baked at home and from the store different??? yes it fucking is. all offense due, stfu about it being just measuring shit. snape LITERALLY talked about how if you're heavy handed with some ingredients you can completely alter the potion. we had an entire canon book that ended with harry having to bs his way out because a lot about potions is experimenting enough without killing anyone and you telling me it's tame and organized and just recipes?
 * 5) oh boy i have too little time to SHIT on how much i hate wandless magic is regulated. you telling me uagadou is the only school who has a reputation for that is fine, but limiting it to them is bs. you're lying to yourself when you tell yourself purebloods and private institutions of tutors and other shit don't exist and teach the newer generations that. jk rowling is great but she never focused on the system of magic in the hp universe and that's why harry just fucking yeeted everyone's wands like ok.
 * 6) it's almost 20-fucking-40, and you're TELLING ME that after all the canon wars and OUR on wiki wars and rebellions, no one thought "HmMMMMMMM WE SHOULD TEACH OUR KIDS HOW TO USE MAGIC WANDLESSLY, AT THE VERY LEAST TO DEFEND THEMSELVES." ?????????? THAT'S THE FUCKING //OPPOSITE// OF PROGRESS, BRITAIN, THIS IS HOW THE CURRENT MINISTER GOT FUCKING ELECTED. ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING KIDDING? WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS BECAUSE I NEED A WORD
 * 7) wandless magic isn't even about power. it's about fucking discipline if uagadou is ANYTHING to go by. if a whole godDAMN SCHOOL can teach their 14 year olds (FOURTEEN. YEAR. OLDS. SAYING IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK. THOSE KIDS ARE IN THEIR REBELLIOUS TEENAGE PHASES OR STARTING THEM AND GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. IF THEY CAN DO IT WHY CAN'T OTHERS?) wandless magic with roughly 4 or even less years of in-the-school training then why can't some other places huh??????? why not?????
 * 8) assuming wands are the ONLY magical conduits used is outright disrespecting so many cultures and limiting yourself and i don't understand why anyone would do this. i can't even say "that's only for UK" because i'm pretty sure the rest have got some fun lore out there that doesn't rely on sticks. you cannot tell me the rest of the world does not have their own things that they use either alongside wands or without wands to do magic.
 * 9) as someone once wondrously pointed out, the entire point of animagi is to go incognito and hide (with maybe some rare cases i don't know the sky is not the limit). magical animagi can't have their abilities (because that's overpowered honey and super I'm So Special But Somehow Need To Have My Entire Character Revolve Around This) but them even just ???? having??? those???? appearances?????? is conflicting in itself like WOW PHOENIX/DRAGON/UNICORN WHY IS IT HE R E? i'd be more understanding if we got regular magical pests as animagi (i can't list any off the top of my head lol) but the rare, powerful types i'm just blanking. how would u even use that. your resume? "yes i can transform into this huge ass bird/reptile/special animal and it absolutely is of no use in all fields except magizoology and then some but it LOOKS BADASS i get points for that right?"
 * 10) i love how everyone insists on "CANON CANON CANON THAT'S NOT CANON" but when it's something you want you go 180 degrees, snap your neck harder than CLC in the original Pepe choreography, and are as much of a mess as if were nominated for grammy's. to quote a solo queue teammate, "nagmamalinis pa kayo, mga gago." ZzZZZzzzzZZZzz
 * 11) there aren't enough students who get held back or flunk their exams altogether. hogwarts letter means you're magic, not that you're The Best of The Best Because Harry Potter Got One.
 * 12) there aren't enough students collapsing or breaking down from how shitty the educational system is (since it's based irl you know) during 5th year and 7th year. same for end of the year exams.
 * 13) the most development in classes we ever get is when there's a Fresh New First Year Dynamic after that no one posts like ok.... you get a chance to interact with other people's characters without the anxiety (which a good amount of people here have) of having to ask them about it, but you don't. you get a chance to respond to people's characters who you've Never had an rp with but you don't... Sounds about right. Then you got Shookt whenever in the past someone left or pointed out how people are being left out. Sit down, Karen, you did this, you were an accomplice, stop acting all precious when the only thing precious about this is that your audacity is louder than a 2 year old screaming for their parents.
 * 14) there aren't enough mixed year group classes!!! THERE AREN'T ENOUGH MATCH A SENIOR WITH A FIRST YEAR TO TORTURE THEM!!! THERE AREN'T ENOUGH "ok so im doing rl badlY in this class and prof set me up with this hottie in 6th year iTS LOVE IM TELLIN YOU" "...you're 12." because kids are kids. THERE AREN'T ENOUGH INTER-YEAR ASSIGNMENTS LIKE YOU COULD MAKE SOME REALLY COOL SHIT WITH THAT. GIVING SECOND YEARS A BOX TO ALOHOMORA AND IN IT IS A CHOCOLATE HALF OF A BAR THAT IS UNEDIBLE WITH THEIR FOURTH YEAR COUNTERPART'S NAME. FOURTH YEAR HAS THEIR OWN CHOCOLATE HALF THAT PERTAINS TO THEIR OWN CLASS LESSON, MAYBE COLLOPORTUS, THEY HAVE TO RELOCK THEIR BOX TO GET IT. CHOCOLATE BECOMES EDIBLE ONLY IF 2ND YEAR LOCKS 4TH'S BOX AND IF 4TH UNLOCKS 2ND'S.
 * 15) Would it kill people to say what their character's actual flaws are?? Would it kill people to have characters who get angry, who do the wrong things, who say the wrong things??? Who aren't the most perfect in maintaining relationships, who don't treat anyone right, who are just not Dead Inside as an aesthetic but genuinely fucked up and a mess?? because the LAST time i saw characters who did reality justice was with Emmatigerlily and that was literal years ago. lmao.
 * 16) by all means keep using 25+ year old models who obviously do not look like they're 15 in the photos you use for them (like, some people DONT EVEN FUCKING TRY what the hell), doesn't mean people aren't going "wat." ok we can use the excuse that it's 2039, people are probably hitting puberty waaay earlier now, but don't take it??? too far???

nabi re-reign

 * good friends with basti, somehow
 * awkward around tori but hey they're fucking so uh??? slide
 * will fight every motherfucker who claims to be an insomnia and calls felix untalented
 * owns all of felix's photocards and merch bc THAT SIR IS HER //SON//
 * "rain u don't have to fight anyone-" "HOLD ME BACK BASTI BC IM GONNA RIP THAT GIRL A NEW ONE" "raiN THAT GIRL'S LIKE FOURTEEN HAVE SOME MERCY"
 * hates wearing heels but wears them so she can be felix's height and uwu pat him
 * "i'm not a child, you don't have to protect me" "i hate this society for making everyone think, that just because you're not a child anymore, means people can hurt you however they please. your brain stopped developing, your heart never will."