User:Aeriesol/Reify

this is me being as offensive as i feel like because no one reads these anyway and it's not like people give a fuck about my opinions OwO what's this.


 * 1) a lot of characters having a corporeal patronus is the dumbest shit of all time. like, no. no. patroni shields are enough to fend back one dementor for you to presumably get the fuck out. i'm pretty sure dementors have been essentially banished from the uk. i get it. it's fun to give them representative animals or whatever-the-fuck. only the highest, the best, the elite or those specifically gifted in the area could summon a patronus. patroni are desirable because it's a sign of genuine strength of a magical person or w/e and their messages are afaik INCAPABLE of being intercepted but not everyone can do them.
 * 2) on that note, patroni of half-humans is a good question. would they be more pronounced? would they be more messy given their identity is so skewed and that relates to a person's happiness and self? especially with the bias and hatred towards them as a minority would they even be ABLE to produce a shield due to the internal conflict?
 * 3) potions are not concrete and everyone can fuck off about that. does strawberry shortcake baked at home and from the store different??? yes it fucking is. all offense due, stfu about it being just measuring shit. snape LITERALLY talked about how if you're heavy handed with some ingredients you can completely alter the potion. we had an entire canon book that ended with harry having to bs his way out because a lot about potions is experimenting enough without killing anyone and you telling me it's tame and organized and just recipes?
 * 4) oh boy i have too little time to SHIT on how much i hate wandless magic is regulated. you telling me uagadou is the only school who has a reputation for that is fine, but limiting it to them is bs. you're lying to yourself when you tell yourself purebloods and private institutions of tutors and other shit don't exist and teach the newer generations that. jk rowling is great but she never focused on the system of magic in the hp universe and that's why harry just fucking yeeted everyone's wands like ok.
 * 5) it's almost 20-fucking-40, and you're TELLING ME that after all the canon wars and OUR on wiki wars and rebellions, no one thought "HmMMMMMMM WE SHOULD TEACH OUR KIDS HOW TO USE MAGIC WANDLESSLY, AT THE VERY LEAST TO DEFEND THEMSELVES." ?????????? THAT'S THE FUCKING //OPPOSITE// OF PROGRESS, BRITAIN, THIS IS HOW THE CURRENT MINISTER GOT FUCKING ELECTED. ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING KIDDING? WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS BECAUSE I NEED A WORD
 * 6) wandless magic isn't even about power. it's about fucking discipline if uagadou is ANYTHING to go by. if a whole godDAMN SCHOOL can teach their 14 year olds (FOURTEEN. YEAR. OLDS. SAYING IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK. THOSE KIDS ARE IN THEIR REBELLIOUS TEENAGE PHASES OR STARTING THEM AND GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. IF THEY CAN DO IT WHY CAN'T OTHERS?) wandless magic with roughly 4 or even less years of in-the-school training then why can't some other places huh??????? why not?????
 * 7) assuming wands are the ONLY magical conduits used is outright disrespecting so many cultures and limiting yourself and i don't understand why anyone would do this. i can't even say "that's only for UK" because i'm pretty sure the rest have got some fun lore out there that doesn't rely on sticks. you cannot tell me the rest of the world does not have their own things that they use either alongside wands or without wands to do magic.