User talk:NotAlwaysPerfect

Dimples may be cute, but they are an inherited genetic flaw. They are caused by a fibrous band of tissue that connects the skin to an underlying bone.
Oh my freaking Jedi orange juice and mangoes... I can't even bear to think that far ahead. Makes my head spin. (Woot for being a Perceiver.) I can't even think ahead for a week OOC, and three terms IC would be equivalent to roughly an entire OOC year. (Actually, two days ahead, but shhhh, let everyone keep the illusion that I can plan a week ahead.) I'd be notsweet sixteen by then and- *looks nauseous and gets a bucket as a safety precaution* xD

Things never go according to plan (cough points at rhoyce as the perf example cough), so I speculate you'll be making a character other than Anatalia at the very least four months from now. And when you do, I call dibs on crowning myself the Roleplay Oracle. cx ANYWOOOOOT, when I saw you named her Anatalia, I freaked a little. One of the main characters in the book I'm writing (read: attempted to write but procrastinated so hard she forgot about it until now) is named Anatalia and my reaction was like: "Ovjrevjebkbrbgkr THIS IS WEIRDLY COOL BUT YAAAAAS." 10:47, January 9, 2016 (UTC)

Whomp whomp
I refreshed chat cause your PM came up blank... and you disappeared :( This above  all else... to  thine  own  self  be  true. 16:45, January 9, 2016 (UTC)

>.<
I saw you adding pictures to Keeva's page, and I nearly screamed. It kind of just actually hit me that she's dead, and Margo will never see her again, and now I'm quite upset. >.< xD


 * RIP Keevs </3 (also it's your post)

Pentheraphobia is the persistent fear of your mother-in-law.
Here's a pacifying cookie for that panic attack you may have already had because I dropped dead then we lost WiFi access. xD I only have plans for Elodie for 4th year, which are extremely vague, and everything else is just lots of mist and spooky, ominous words. :D

YOU ARE PSYCHIC LE GASP CAN I GET A PALM READING //shot 02:48, January 10, 2016 (UTC)


 * Poor, poor vampires. Wonder if there's a fear of cookies... OKAY BACK ON TOPIC. *is now honest-to-goodness wondering if she could get a tarot reading over the internet* OOOOOH, tarot cards, those are the ones that like occasionally predict all the horrifying things that are gonna happen, right? <--- I still remember a Charmed episode where this happened and where they all almost died. There's my cheery thought of the day. xD 03:05, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

When you find it, pwease tell me asap because Lethe might play with us. x3 *wishes there was a circus thing on DARP again, although it's only relative to tarot cards* 03:29, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

When fruit flies inhale alcohol, the males will start to mate with each other, forming lines.
Something like that, I think. Not really sure, but they were the closest thing to a circus. xD 07:35, January 10, 2016 (UTC)


 * RESIST THE URGE PEARL NO RESIST IT XD 07:45, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

I'm attempting and failing to say no, so....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. 07:48, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

Lethe strikes again, omg! XD Iirc it would be us roleplaying them there so it wouldn't affect our character count here. 08:03, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

Sameeee, so we're in the same boat xD Throwback to when they named their children after Boyce's siblings and just AHHHHHH MOST OF HIS SIBLINGS ARE DEAD NOW 08:10, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

Because the generator told us they were gonna have 10 kids. AHHHHH >< throwback to alll offff ittt. Omfg. Memories. wHEN ANSEL AND RICA WERE STILL ALIVE AND TOGETHER AND HAD TWO KIDS. THROWBACK TO FCL AS A WHOLE 08:30, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

I stalk it and ship it and *whispers* Jenelle Daneeeeeee~ x3 I have no exact idea, but one thing is always clear: lotsa angst for them lmao. okAY BUT THERE'S THIS HEADCANON WHERE THEY MEET AGAIN AND TBH BOYCE WOULD BE REALLY SAD BECAUSE RHEINE WOULD PROBABLY ONLY RECOGNIZE HIS FACE AND BE LIKE "...sorry, uh, what's your name?" IF HE DECIDES TO HUG HER OR KISS HER 08:44, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

I hereby prophesy on Jenelle and Aydan's wedding. Aw, don't yell at yourself. What's happening with them now, as in DARP IC time, uh, she's technically dead underground somewhere not in a coffin, and she totally leaves her relic diary thing to Boyce. I'm assuming it got delivered to him with all those fancy official papers of like "blah blah rheine's will blah blah." which totally has a clue that she may not have died, and the poison failed, and she's just comatose. At least that's the general, very vague, complicated af and barely understandable idea. Sorry because lack of brevity sucks. :L 09:13, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

Rheine, I swear, stop overestimating people. I don't think Boyce is an idiot, at the very worst he's an intellectually challenged Quidditch player...? That's how I see it~ xD He'll find a way, probably, hopefully. Boyce come on you can do thiissss. And now Mum's yelling at me to get off the computer because homework, and yeah, *waves* 09:23, January 10, 2016 (UTC)

Whelp
I've just finished it. :P We can RP anyone else if you'd like, though.


 * Nellie/Tessa or Cara/Kyra is fine by me~ You can pick from either, or we could do both; it's up to you. (: (also the nostalgia has tripled bc Ricsel and this is Ansel's daughter and uGH dear God help me)


 * I can do both c: Kyra/Cara at the Playroom, and Nellie/Tessa in The Little Shop? Unless you have better suggestions? :P


 * It's happening to me, too. >.< Chat's glitching me out as well.

Though it's not as well-known as the Grand Canyon, Hell's Canyon is the deepest gorge in the U.S. at nearly 8,000 feet.
That terrifying moment when you realize your cinnamon rolls would make the best psychopathic serial killers, and your problematic faves are absolute sweethearts in comparison. Life's okay for now, besides the fact that I need to do something productive like do homework before Mum freaks out on me. xD How's life for you?

Awww, glad to know someone likes America besides me. :D Okay, I have logophilia and just realized that after learning verbophobia. You're free to tell me opinions any time xP 'Tis a human righttttt~ 00:52, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * Uhm. Rhoyce. Nikkirin. Sutton twins? Anatalia? *attempts to jog your memory to a working state* Uh.... just realized trying to recall all of our roleplay connections is hard. 01:13, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * -wants to know if you're still there- -hopes you're doing slightly fine with the mean brain- 02:00, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

OOOOOOOOOH. I haven't seen a ghost char being rp'd since I joined, so *grabs popcorn* :D Yeah, any romantic plotlines or plotlines in general would be extremely angsty, and a random note for your next char after her: make them at least marginally happier. (But that's hypocritical of me to say, since all of mine are angsty af, whoops. x3)

02:17, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

I swear, asking someone to be nicer to their characters on DARP is like breaking one of the unwritten rules now (and I'm totally fine with it, wow, I'm mean.) XD I dunno either. Haunting people, freaking people out, oooooh, maybe finally meeting someone who relieves them of their fear of death so they can finally move on??? At least, I think ghosts would be able to move on if they wanted to. The only thing stopping them is being dead terrified (get the pun? //shot) of death? I'm not sure. :/ 02:34, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

Yay for HP Wiki~ Never a burn. Never fire. I don't burn people bc I'm a Mudkip cx or maybe bc it's i'm a total contradiction

yAS ONE OF MY PUNS GOT A REACTION #success

03:02, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

For Jenelle
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So...
Have gotten Josephine up for sorting and she's a Ravenclaw. Here ya go for the template!

RP Thought?
Maybe Jenelle and Elle can get to know one another a bit better in the Hospital? <font face="cursive" size="3" color="#104E8B" >Bond_em7 (<font face="Calibri" size="1" color="#A9ACB6">Owl Me ) 14:40, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

*is too lazy today to think of heading*
Hi, sorry I haven't replied for a few days, been at my Dads (ugh).

Yeah, I think 4th or 5th year works well :) And I agree that AnnaSophia Robb is really pretty xD (Btw, if you needed to I wouldn't be opposed to sharing.)

Sure you can use the romantic thing on your sandbox, I don't mind at all xD I'm flattered that you find it useful :D

And of course I'd love another RP (or multiple :P). I don't really know anything about Violet, but maybe her and Demi would be good so I can get to know her? Anyone you like would be awesome though, so I'll let you pick :)

Emmatigerlily (talk) 15:26, January 11, 2016 (UTC)
 * Haha, well you know what he's like :P He didn't want her to feel sorry for him or to think he was pathetic for being ill :P Also, I posted on Oxford Back Alley for you :) But don't feel like you have to reply right away or anything xx
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Yep
10/floor. <font face="Harrington" size="5"><font color= "#199EBF">This <font color="#00B8E6">above <font color="#00CCFF"> all <font color= "#00E6E6">else... <font color="#00FFFF">to <font color="#80FFFF"> thine <font color="#99FFD6"> own <font color="#00FF99"> self <font color="#80FF80"> be <font color="#00FF00"> true. 17:34, January 11, 2016 (UTC)


 * She could ask, but I doubt she'd just be moved somewhere else. (Mostly just for the sake of keeping everything easy to manage... if I let you move your char to another floor, I could see dozens of other people asking for their chars to be moved, and if I did it for you...) Characters can visit other floors though, if they're feeling up to moving. <font face="Harrington" size="5"><font color= "#199EBF">This <font color="#00B8E6">above <font color="#00CCFF"> all <font color= "#00E6E6">else... <font color="#00FFFF">to <font color="#80FFFF"> thine <font color="#99FFD6"> own <font color="#00FF99"> self <font color="#80FF80"> be <font color="#00FF00"> true. 18:45, January 11, 2016 (UTC)

Um...
What a great way to find out. xD Can you chat? It's easier + I have got an angsty idea.

For Jenelle
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At Fatburger, you can order a "Hypocrite" — a veggie burger topped with crispy strips of bacon.
screaming like an idiot at Jenelle's blush

AHHHHHHHHH JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY YOU TWO *me, at every single ship of perfection* 06:25, January 12, 2016 (UTC)

Hi
Haha, awh, it really means a lot that you like Daniel. I'm not sure if I would, IRL, to be honest xD But he's sort of based on my younger brother, so maybe that's why xD Don't worry, he'll write her something at some point :D (If I don't forget) xD

And that's fine about Phoebe's father, by the way :D I don't really know all that much about Skye's either, if I'm honest. It's not a problem if you need to find out before you can post :D

And yeah, sure we can do another RP xD I love how we have so many options that we can RP four times a week or whatever and there are still do many characters I'd love to RP together :D Carmen and Mark sounded cool, but I don't know if the strike means you didn't want to do that? xD That's okay, btw. Uhh, I don't know, any of those options would be awesome really :D

Anyway, hope you have a great day xx :)

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 * xD That's fine, I understand :D Well...I still don't know xD Nikki and Twyla works :D Oh, also while I'm here:

Yikes!!
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Teaching
Hi!! First off, I'm so excited that you're going to be teaching this term!! Second, I was going to put Henry in Charms, splitting it with Elmira..I was going to put him in the younger years, since the older years would be just a few to one year younger than him.. Are you ok with that? :) If you really want the older years, then I'm fine if you want to take that.

You are, and always have been, my dream.  I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.  23:16, January 13, 2016 (UTC)

Re:Chat
I'm still here. All by my lonesome. :P <font face="Harrington" size="5"><font color= "#199EBF">This <font color="#00B8E6">above <font color="#00CCFF"> all <font color= "#00E6E6">else... <font color="#00FFFF">to <font color="#80FFFF"> thine <font color="#99FFD6"> own <font color="#00FF99"> self <font color="#80FF80"> be <font color="#00FF00"> true. 04:50, January 14, 2016 (UTC)

The first American-made condoms were manufactured from vulcanized rubber and were meant to be re-used
I just realized I've been bombarded with a sh!tton of work I need to do (roughly 9 claims, 11 roleplays, and one really long RP post off-wiki I've been holding off since the end of October), so I'm casually winging everything instead of freaking out because nO I AM NOT A J I'M A P I CANNOT PLAN FOR THE DAMN FUTURE. Oh, let's not forget my stupid, biased, extremely biased science homework.

Anyway, I've started on CHB!Rheine and she totally met/unofficially dated the other version of Boyce as well. Thought you might want to see:

"When the traffic enforcer pulled them over, Rheine was internally freaking out and trying to weigh their options. Fight or flight or evade or use demigod persuasion? The officer peered at the two of them suspiciously. "Look a little young to be driving, don't you think?" He said skeptically. "License?"

Before Rheine could take the last option, Boyce beat her to it. "Just teaching...uh, my girlfriend to drive, sir. Sorry. Won't happen again." Much to Rheine's surprise (which the officer surprisingly did not notice through the dim light), he promptly produced a legitimate looking driver's license. The officer scanned it with squinting, dubious eyes for a moment before grudgingly handing it back. "Make sure it won't." He cast one last scrutinizing look at Rheine and marched off.

They drove on in silence, until a bump in the road shook the engine and prompted Rheine to speak up. "Since when did you have a driver's license?" She asked, appalled.

"I don't. It's fake. Keep driving," Boyce answered after an awkward pause.

"And nice alibi."

"You're not...mad?"

"And why would I be mad? You just saved my energy and our skins."

"Because, uh, you know...""

- Excerpt and proof Rhoyce is awkward af even in another dimension

05:38, January 14, 2016 (UTC)


 * Wait. What. how. Confused how that may not be PG-13, because I didn't remember putting any innuendos in. Then I remembered the whole illegal driver's license thing, and just, oops, SORRY CK DON'T KILL ME. xD

You pulled off Rheine pretty well in that very old fanfic (back when every Schmidt was alive, you knoowwww. golden aGE), so I don't think your attempts are shit. :3 sO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRY THE MUGGLE AU :o

05:52, January 14, 2016 (UTC)


 * oHHHHHH. Holy crap, there is hope for me :') I didn't even think dirtily of that header, just laughed and was delighted to know some people were trying to save the environment in the smallest ways. As weird as that sounds and as confusing as it is. xD<bR> Hold on, the link isss here :D  06:02, January 14, 2016 (UTC)

you are acting very INTJ-ish right now, and i don't mean that in a bad way. apparently you guys don't like settling for this and that and have a mindset "i could've done soooo much better with this if i had the resources and time" and like yeah i will stop analyzing mbti now XD but yeah it's a pretty good mindset imho :D 06:16, January 14, 2016 (UTC)

-hopes she remembers to do so, maybe she should put a blinding reminder on her sandbox- Okidoki :3 Have a good NAPnight... //shotrepeatedlyforthepun 06:23, January 14, 2016 (UTC)

You're so random, but I love it (and you)
Haha, thanks, I don't think you have ever actually directly said that my characters are aesthetically pleasing in general. Thanks, I guess? Though it's more their achievement than mine xD I have to agree that I love my characters models, and Asa Butterfield's eyes lol xD

Awesome, in relation to the Phoebe's father thing, so yeah...seems like we could try that out maybe? I don't really know how to go about it since both the parents are NPCs, I don't know if you have any idea? It's up to you what you want to do with it really :) Yeah, it's okay to wrap the RP up, seems like the right kind of moment :)

Hope you have a great day too :D xx

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I'm heading home...
I'll post when I get there :)

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I know that feeling
I wanted to bring Henry in before he hit stage 4, cause I wanted to finish his and Sammy's date. Just bring her in and maybe say something about how she said good-bye to Teddy at the door or something?

There are people who haven't brought their chars in until stage 4, so that's not an issue. <font face="Harrington" size="5"><font color= "#199EBF">This <font color="#00B8E6">above <font color="#00CCFF"> all <font color= "#00E6E6">else... <font color="#00FFFF">to <font color="#80FFFF"> thine <font color="#99FFD6"> own <font color="#00FF99"> self <font color="#80FF80"> be <font color="#00FF00"> true. 05:18, January 15, 2016 (UTC)


 * Yeah, I responded. :P Also, I think it's your post on Tesco's :) <font face="Harrington" size="5"><font color= "#199EBF">This <font color="#00B8E6">above <font color="#00CCFF"> all <font color= "#00E6E6">else... <font color="#00FFFF">to <font color="#80FFFF"> thine <font color="#99FFD6"> own <font color="#00FF99"> self <font color="#80FF80"> be <font color="#00FF00"> true. 05:22, January 15, 2016 (UTC)

Hospital
Hi :) Since I have a healer, would you like to RP Teddy taking Coraline to St Mungo's? :) <font face="Garamond" size="3"> It is the music of the people <font face="Garamond" size="3"> who will not be slaves again.  15:23, January 15, 2016 (UTC)

It's life or death.
<font face="Garamond" size="3"> It is the music of the people <font face="Garamond" size="3"> who will not be slaves again.  16:20, January 15, 2016 (UTC)