User blog:Vulpec/Random Facts

Using the Random Fatcs website Lilly has in her blog, I'm going to post random facts about my characters, and maybe myself, below.

I apologize for all of them being white, they were copy and pasted from the site, and once I figure out how to change the color I will edit this. Also, to be continued

Alfred Kirkland
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Alfred Kirkland thrives on pain. Alfred Kirkland then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Alfred Kirkland puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Alfred Kirkland sheds his skin twice a year.

Alfred Kirkland eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Alfred Kirkland"

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Alfred Kirkland.

Alfred Kirkland once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling "Bang!"

"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Alfred Kirkland's theme song.

Alfred Kirkland is the reason why Waldo is hiding.