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Basic Information

 * Names: Anika Ziegler and _____ A____
 * Age: 29
 * Birth Country: Belgium
 * Schooling: Beauxbatons (1st and 2nd Year), Hogwarts (Hufflepuff, 3rd, 4th and 5th Year), Durmstrang (6th and 7th Year)
 * Models: Birgitte Hjort Sorensen/Flula Borg
 * Users: Dein Kommissar, Maid Of Honour

Notes (Before School)

 * The pair were born in Belgium, living in opposite houses to one another, and went to the same muggle school - childhood friends from the beginning, although the exact day they met is disputed between them.
 * Flula char always climbed into Anika's window at night and hid under her bed when her parents came up; especially so after she broke a leg trying to Tarzan swing onto his roof. When they were grounded, they'd write badly written notes to one another.
 * Their parents (both sets) were linguists working for a company, so the pair were brought up with a certain passion for languages.
 * Flula char's always been taller, and that made Anika flustered and annoyed because she wanted to be the tallest.

Notes (School)

 * They wanted to be schooled in all three large schools, so their parents let them move around a lot. They almost got expelled from Beauxbatons because Anika roped Flula char into riding one of the school unicorns but moved to Hogwarts at the end of the year instead.
 * It took less than two seconds for each of them to be sorted into Hufflepuff, but since they're on opposite ends of the alphabet, Flula char glared at every Hufflepuff after them - just daring them to take the seat next to them.
 * Because of the unfortunate surname problems, they'd walk out if anyone proposed an alphabetic seating plan and wouldn't come back in unless they were allowed to sit by each other.
 * They were doppelganger beaters during their Hufflepuff years - and co-captains in fourth year.
 * In fourth year everyone was dating, they were both gay, so they began to platonically date, and the idea caught on pretty well - they loved and trusted each other platonically that acting like a couple was practically effortless.
 * They have duelled each other seven times - six out of ten resulting in one of them getting injured and the other giving in, one that Flula char won, two that Anika won and one that Flula won by default. These were all at Durmstrang, and the one Flula char won resulted in Anika ending up in a two-week coma. They have never fought since, and Flula char spent the whole two weeks sleeping in the hospital wing because he was worried about her.
 * When Anika got her record label, Flula char agreed to be her backup and discovered a certain talent for beatboxing.

Notes (After School)

 * They make sarcastic remarks about people who pass them in the street, because the other is always so funny when it happens. It's usually Anika who initiates and ends the chatter.
 * They're in a constant pranking war - he dyes her hair while she's drunk, she removes his eyebrows when he's asleep. Fair game, right? When they watch Quidditch they support opposite teams and glare at each other across the bleachers - they talk trash about each other when they're apart, but they'll always love each other really.
 * They're still platonically dating, because they're very scared to die alone, and they know if anything ever goes wrong, in the end there's always each other on the sofa watching 'Legally Blonde.' She's now a singer and she has people asking her to marry them, but in the end she'll never leave Flula char behind.
 * People ask why they're not married, so they've actually considered platonically marrying and adopting.
 * Since their graduation with decent grades, they have lived in England, Germany, Denmark, Russia, France and Canada. They moved to England permanently having liked their time at Hogwarts the best and feeling like they loved living that way. They live in a house in Hogsmeade with a wooden gate that Flula char liked when they first moved to Hogwarts. (He only really liked it because it is opposite Honeydukes, but he's never had the heart to tell her.)
 * They buy takeout and throw large parties, inviting a lot of people - when they don't buy takeout, they ride in the trolleys and pick random things up off of the shelf because they can't decide what to buy.
 * One of them was a cat person and the other a dog person - so, of course, they compromised and got 26 fish, each alphabetically named. Adam, Brynja, Claire, Dave, Elizabeth, Francis, George, Harry, Irina, Jacqueline, Kyra, Liam, Matthew, Neil, Olivia, Patrick, Quentin, Rosaline, Sidse, Timothy, Uwe, Victoria, Yekaterina, Zebunon.
 * They sing spontaneously in the middle of the house and almost immediately the other voice will join in, because nobody should sing alone. They also bake cookies but Anika stops him burning them, and he stops her turning them into unicorn cookies. At which she'll sulk, and he'll spend the five minutes apologising. She tacklehugs him, they accidentally roll into the hallway, and her wand spits sparks.
 * They share a room with single beds, a TV and a mini fridge - they have to restock often, because Flula char always raided the fridge. He's never thought to look for the bottle of maple syrup Anika hid under her bed though.
 * Flula char is excellent at dancing games such as Just Dance and Zumba, he's almost obsessed with them and insists Anika plays them with him. He wins Mario Kart all the time, except on Rainbow Road because Anika 'channels the power of the unicorn.'
 * Even now they celebrate Halloween and cite themselves as the sexiest monsters they know. Again, Flula char is in it for the sweets when he tries not to terrify small children.