User:CynicalEarth

Welcome to his humble waste of space! I am 789Snowbird987, lest your eyes now play tricks on your mind. Or is it the other way around? No matter, what matters is that it doesn't matter. I am a moose whose Antler-Gods bestowed upon the gift of typing. Also known as a Canadian with Mammoth and Sabre Tooth Cats ancestry. You could say I'm an animal, but that would be an insult to aliens and sea otters. Anywayz, when I'm not busy at work or spending time with a queen-in-rags I call my girlfriend, I should usually be either trying to find some useless, pointless space-consuming article to edit and as thus render it even more useless, but in a much more stylish manner. I may also be profile-stalking.

Some demented lady invited me here, and I kinda liked the local chat. I always imagine a ten-years-old girl when looking at RPs, here, since no one here seems to know proper RPing. Even down to creating a proper character, wich is why 2V-Vanity is the only person I like, so far, seeing as how I taught her a few things back at TES Wiki.

And yes, I just dissed local talent. Deal with it.

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