User blog comment:Bond em7/Kinsel Kontroversy/@comment-3971001-20141007202918

HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HOT EASTERN EUROPEAN GUY AND THEY DECIDE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD TOGETHER SHARING BLACK PEPPER BERTIE-BOTTS EVERY FLAVOURED BEANS AND ITS HELLA CUTE BUT THEN THE OTHER GUY HAS SOME DARK IDEAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD AND THEY HAVE A FIGHT AND KINSEL DIES LOVELESS AND HEARTBROKEN

oh wait thats Dumbledore's backstory whoops