User blog:BeatriceMillerIsTheBest/Storytime and Other Stuff

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF MY BLOG! READ ON!

The Difference Between Going In One Direction and Being a Schmexy Beast
One Direction is going in only one direction. I don't understand how they were put into Pop/Rock category at the AMAs. Seriously. WHAT IS UP WITH DAT? Imagine Dragons should've won because they are actually talented and they are SCHMEXY BEASTS.

Ariana and Her the Notecard out of the Bra
Wasn't that hilarious! IT WAS AWESOME. BEST TEN SECOND SPEECH EVER

Gangnam Style... then Twerk and Harlem Shake....
WHAT IS NEXT?

Storytime (11/25/13)
This is the first official storytime. Storytime is where DARP users may share their dreams and connect in special ways. Below are Sophia and Bea's dreams.

A War of Two Leaders by Sophia McLaren-Cobb
It was the year 400 A.D. A time a war between two tribes. On one side, the war-like Mayans, led by her majesty Lilly. On the otherside, the Godly Aztecs, led by Emperor Jisk. The Mayans had three towns. Tepanaca, led by Lady Bea. Texcoco, led by the one and only, Kibeth. And Tabisco, led by High Priestess of Mayans, Aly. The Aztecs had three towns as well. Tlacopan, led by Lady Tris. Tenochtitlan, the city of the emperor, led by Lady Speck. And finally, Tlaxcala, led by Lady Liss. At first the Aztecs and Mayans were on peacful terms, until a horrible deed was done. Teh Tlaxcala betrayed the others and declared open war on both.When Aztec warriors from the Tlaxcala attacked the Mayan town of Tepanaca, the Mayans sent fast word to Her Majesty. Her Majesty was not pleased. She ordered the Mayans to attack the Aztecs. But the result was not a satisfying one. The Mayans lost the town of Tepanaca in the process. Not willing to lose Texcoco or Tabisco, Her Majesty ordered the Mayans to stand down. She went to speak with the Emperor of the Aztecs and had discovered the truth about the Tlaxcala. The Mayans sided with the Aztecs, in a truce called The Triple Alliance,  Consisting of Tlacopan, Texcoco and Tenochtitlan. The Tlaxcala suffered horribly at the might of The Triple Alliance. Her majesty often deemed this truce unfair. She believed the emperor was abusing his power. However, she knew the price if she should declare war on the Aztecs. She broke Texcoco from it and sent a full force at the Aztecs. Tlacopan was burned to the ground! Taking her best warriors, Her Majesty ordered the capture of Tenochtitlan. Tenochtitlan came down like a stack of cards. The Emperor fled for his life. But was captured and killed. Her majesty now had full control over the land. She lived in such happiness for the rest of her life with her two other leaders by her side. The Mayans were now a super power. The End.

The Rose Garden Over Madison Square by BeatriceMillerIsTheBest
Once upon a time there was a man named Jisk. He had all the fame and fortune. All the girls were after him. Then he met someone very special. She made his eyes twinkles. She was a mysterious rebel and everything he ever wanted. Then Jisk did something very very horrible. He and Ninja were walking through his roof-top garden over Madison Square. Jisk was being so confusing and Ninja was having an anxiety attack. Ninja was split into three different girls! There was Corn, Tomato, and Bunny. Jisk had to defeat them all or else he would die. He summoned three other girls. Their names were Blue, Dustfinger, and KittyCat. Blue whipped her hair back and forth and hit Corn. She was no longer on her Cobb. She was now loose corn. This caused Tomato to spit her ketchup acid on Dustfinger. She burst into flames and died. This caused Jisk to be outrageous. Her got Bunny to get on the Titanic. Bunny drowned and died. Sooner not later she came back as a ghost. She started haunting KittyCat. KittyCat then hid behind Jisk because she knew he was handsome and strong and muscular. THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Blue sprinkled her hairdye onto Dustfinger and she came back to life as Eva the Flying Robot. Eva kicked major butt and Bunny died forever. Tomato was embarrassed that it was only her and Loose Corn. Loose Corn got mad and summoned MamaBear. MamaBear lost control though and ate then digested Tomato. She then burped. Tomato was now stinky gas. Loose Corn started running but it was too late. KittyCat clawed her to pieces. IT WAS VICTORY FOR JISK. JISK'S ARMY WON!

Goodbye
Goodbye DARPians! I hope to see you soon with the next edition to be titled:

Storytime 2.0