User talk:Zany Knave

Archive One

u rite
about focusing on too many things at once i have three planned characters and it's killing me i keep switching pages and remembering i have to recover some of my old files from the computer and deciding which char page format to use and collecting correct pngs and planning future photos and fleshing out personality and scribbling down history that doesn't sound generic and i have to study because i am also as effed as you are #saveus2k17

but *plays AOA's Good Luck for your education*

07:25, June 23, 2017 (UTC)

Hufflepuff VS Slytherin
Please post int he Hufflepuff VS Slytherin match with your player by 8 PM AST, so I can finish the game. If you make a quidditch player, you have to post in the matches with them. Thank you. :)

We Need 93* More Wiki Pages, PRONTO
LOOK AT THE AMOUNT. COME ALIVE FROM YOUR CAMP AND LOOK AT IT. WE NEED 6699 PAGES. COME OOOOON.

hello it's your brain twin i'm blaming the JuiceTM and i mean ACTUAL juice not some street term i can't believe i didn't know juice had caffeine until the other day

Re:hm
Hi and sorry bro, I don't think I'm the Marg you're looking for. 'Coz to my memory, I'm pretty sure no one has ever called me marg. Regardless, to (kinda) properly introduce myself, this is Kat and nice to meet you! Should I call you Yorkie, or Wolfy? xD 16:02, July 3, 2017 (UTC)

Wolfy it is (i was going to call you yorkiedokie but nvm lol). Now that I'm here, I might as well ask you a question . . . RP, interested? XD 16:39, July 3, 2017 (UTC)

Hey yorkiedokie! Im so sorry i thought i had replied but apparently either talk wad stupid or i hadnt clicked the 'publish' button *facepalm*

I think for location, maybe La Lune Bleue/Tesco Supermarket/some other restaurants in diagon alley for Lari; or Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour/Flourish and Blotts for Krys? I could also do Kendrick if you want - probably somewhere that lari may go lol. If you anywhere else that you prefer, do tell. :) 09:03, July 7, 2017 (UTC)

Re:
I just seen your pm now. Yeah, I asked permission a couple days ago. :3

Poppy and Sawyer
Would you maybe like to RP them? I'm sort of on a mission of getting Poppy to meet as many future yearmates as possible before the carriages open. :P It's cool if not, I just think it'd be fun.

RE:
Mason's secret GF is currently an NPC. I believe Lilly is making her? But plans may have changed... I should probably check on that. Why do you want to know? 16:46, July 8, 2017 (UTC)

Yeo Changgu
Your reservation has expired! If you intended on using him for a new character, please remove him from your section. However, if you wanted to use him for the older version of a preexisting character, then you may renew his dib. My apologies for any troubles this causes.

- send them some mojos 🌺🍋⚾🍑💦 20:49, July 13, 2017 (UTC)

🍧🍧🍧
It's no problem! Sure, I would love to continue.

me? mvp? pls
i haven't done wiki edits since february wym and i only ever open chb when i get an im

nooooo nOT THE PHONE HOW WILL YOU LIVE WITHOUT YOUR KPOP PHOTOS AND MEMES whYYYY WHEN ARE YOU GETTING IT BACK

YES YOU GETTING SOME SOCIAL ACTION (insert look emoticon here too lazy to link it) bless tho don't Replace Us (TM) but Don't Blame You Bc It's Nice To Have People Nearby(TM) rip the phone

idk if you've seen line but it just went all to shit last night bc my mom told me to go kill myself that i'm a waste of space wished she aborted me etc etc and ye lmao i'm at school with dad now though and don't have to deal with her til tonight

RIP WE NEED YOU ON LINE well more like i need you on line bc i spammed you with werewolf stuff oops cx

bLESS YOU TBH thank you and i can't die yet bc lemon would probs get rlly sulky since i promised to be alive when she gets married and we can't have a sulky lemon + you guys are precious dorks i can't leave y'all yet lmao + i wanna grow toler even tho dreams don't come true + i need to make certain people Suffer before i die. ye i have a long ass to do list smfh

OMFG ADDED HEIGHT i wonder who invented insoles they must be hella rich by now. awww dork you don't have to XD i can just... learn to walk on stilts... or something it works. IDK I MADE IG'S LIFE A LOT MORE COMPLICATED MAYBE WHEN YOU READ IT YOU'LL COME UP WITH MORE COMPLICATING STUFF. but basically she's a werewolf bc of a prophecy from a seer her mum killed whoopee.

sigh i'm betting we have stalkers right at this moment (im looKING AT YOU STALKERS)

i donut know your timezone but i can be on from like (+8 gmt) 10AM-4PM mon to fri. More unreliably I can also get online around like 9-10PM but with the stuff w/ my mom i doubt i'll be able to get online at home at all. have my doubts on weekends rip but sometimes i go with my dad and he drops me off at the school so there are chances

An Emotional Letter

 * I posted. It's even one of my rare long posts sooo xD
 * I posted. It's even one of my rare long posts sooo xD

missed by an hour
slow af net and need to sleep asap and was reading a book fml talk to you tomorrow ig rip

and i probs will find it funny

i had to sleep rip do you half live

choking on my breakfast but yes

but i'm a hella sore loser who gets fed up with how quidditch is judged
like fucking stupid generators why not just generate the entire damn game and not ask people to rp it out because it doesn't matter anyway what's the fucking point

i have very strong feelngs about how quidditch is rped and i could rant about it all day so ill stop there smfh xD im gonna assume you mean ruiko bc bai is like? Too soft and anxious about life in Hogwarts atm and she'll probably end up crying at every Quidditch game win or lose and Blake will go crazy

fine ill do it but only if there is really no one else who will

BAI WOULD MAKE ONE HELL OF A BEATER TBH SHE'S HEAVY AND STRONG ENOUGH FOR THE JOB but i must save my angst points.

fell asleep rip ft pray for drew

 * is 12 o clock and kress is doing her work when she gets a ding from her phone. she sees its a friend request but doesnt know who it is. theyve sent her a message however, saying "so...uh..hi im your long lost brother nice to meet you"
 * "do u still live in the UK tbh"
 * immediately assumes its a credit card scam
 * denies the friend request
 * on the other side of the screen my char like: OMF MOM I FOUND ONE I F- fuck she denied my request
 * his last name wpuld be park because of his mom never took his dads name; korean name Park Euikon; BORN PRE IKON
 * kress asking for his korean name and staring him for a few moments
 * "Right. I'm calling you Nikon."


 * drew:mom im a man imma go to london and meet my sisters in person and spend a year there
 * mom:will you have a place to stay?
 * drew:ill stay with them
 * drew:*in london* fuck i dont have an address are they even in london


 * also reminder kress has an older brother not a sister


 * he couldnt get an address after his friend request was denied and he was blocked
 * > kress is in south korea REST IN PIECES HIM but vacations
 * RIPERONI
 * SO MUCH EFFORT
 * he'll probs have more sympathy if he found the phone number
 * and gino picked up


 * gino gives him such terrible directions he ends up i hogwarts
 * how do you even
 * gino WHY
 * "you just misled him to a place that isn't supposed to be found what the fuck"

"is it in the scary castle or nesr it"

"uh i think so"


 * gino:man your brother was so lost i feel bad. could you help him out with directions to our house?
 * kress:i dont have a brother
 * gino:but he said-
 * kress:why are you leading scammers turned stalkers to our house


 * Kress was around 14 when he vanished for good and reportedly dead but he started disappearing around 5-6.
 * actually i can't rlly remember stuff and the line convo has me confused but you said it's 22-6= 16
 * LMAO YOU DORK

lmao hi fam
she's 23 wink wink

psssssst
I'm building up my character count again bc all my old chars are Cringe AfTM

how would u feel if i used kelsey chow

also sorreh i wasn't able to reply in time i was sleepy so i napped again

WHEN YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON FINISHING ONE CHARACTER
BUT YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE HELL NAW

RIP U

DUDE IM BEGINNING TO THINK KELSEY CHOW TO YOU IS LIKE THE NON KOREAN VERSION OF SOLAR UR TRASH SMFH

YAY FOR MORE TIME TO PLAN TBH

yes i have listened to it it sounds like an anime opening aka i love it and i was the one who asked if you'd listened to it on line some time ago

SONA is happening on Monday and is apparently the reason for cruddy net I've been getting so idk if I can listen to that but THAT ISN'T STOPPING ME FROM TRYING AT LIKE 4AM IN THE MORNING

If you like it
Put a trash can lid on your own head bc you're deceased for them

Here's your lid

adding that to my list then. haven't listened to anything by tinashe (don't hurt me im uneducated) so i wouldn't know

gryff va slyth
JUST REALIZED TORI AKA JAYE's QUIDDITCH CHARA AND WOLFIE BOTH WORK PART TIME FOR THE QUIDDITCH SHOP LIKE

WELL I SEE SOME SUMMER RIVALRY THERE

Message from eommama our dearest Team Mom™
ayo bro eomama says she misses u v much

"HI MANOLO I MISS U"

- Eomama

have a good day u dork xD

"i love and miss u too manolo"

- Eomama

also she wants to kno why ur not using line c:

i jUST REALIZED
how unrealistic i've been rping rain if she's based off me? I NEVER INTRODUCE MYSELF WITHOUT BEING PROMPTED AND I NEVER ASK FOR PEOPLE'S NAMES BECAUSE I'M USUALLY OCCUPIED WITH SMTH OR HAVe SMOL EXPECTATIONS OF THE UPCOMING CONVERSATION (wow im so egotistical shoot me now pls) bUT YE I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE PAUL HAS INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER NAMES EVEN AFTER SEVERAL ENCOUNTERS and i could just say the only reason she's been introducing herself all this time is bc it's a filler for awkwaaaard silence and she doesn't know what else to say

oh my god im so asocial fml teach me how to survive in this uber social world x_x

Sorting!
We're having a Sorting ceremony this year, in the Great Hall. I'm running it based on when people are around to post, so we can get through everyone, so if you let me know if/when you'd like your character to be Sorted that would be great!

SCREAMING INTERNALLY
like rain iF HE DOES THAT OFNIDNIGVGCTDEYGJVJBK HVJFHF

Choerry
eomama wants to kno what u think of her x3

Hi
MBAV rocks, if only it didn't end at the 2nd season. Coolerdancerfromanotherworld (talk) 21:31, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

proudou
dUDE BLESS now you can sleep easy xD

me gustas tu
i can't forget that one time you told me me gustas tu helps with your depression and gave gfriend as a whole another chance and their electric pop sound has me addicted and now i get why it helps dfvjni fc OH AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH SONG IT IS BUT THERE'S THIS ONE LYRIC OF THEIRS WHICH GOES "I'll hold your hand in this cruel world" and i just about lOST it IDC IF THESE ARE ALL ABOUT ROMANCE IF YOU TAKE IT APART AND EVEN LOOK AT IT PLATONICALLY THEIR SONGS ARE AMAZING

IT WAS ROUGH ROINHVGNIWER

NO SCHOOL HOPEFULLY
tomorrow hence me being conscious

I SPENT MY LAST TWO HOURS ON THE COMP BLASTING THEIR SONGS SKSDNCIDNFEINCKS I'M GLAD TOO

80s???? THAT MAKES SOME SENSE THO I'M SUPPOSEDLY ALSO A V 90s PERSON (thanks mum)

ik u hate armys but like lemme be ur local blooper and tell u apparently dear evil ultimate bias jungkook apparently mentioned parallel lines somewhere somewhen and fans were like "GFRIEND X BTS SHIPPING TIME GO"

bUT the math joke is so deep i can't even see it as a math joke it's a whole other

level

i'M NOT SORRY

no school is both good and bad but w/ how my leg is atm i'm going with good

PENTAGONNN N
rip nostalgia and rip all our headcanons

For Dylan
P.S Dylan is gonna get hit by Kohl's balls, I mean bludgers...

fLY HIGH
i saw fly high and thought of aoa's like a cat bc that's my fav part. ft also replied finally after no net for 2 days. our net provider is going all wonky bc of the weather

I'LL GO LISTEN IF I CAN

OH MY GOD DREAMCATCHER MY Q UE EENS OF KROCK I DIDNT KNOW IM SOLD I LIKE IT ALREADY ONE MINUTE IN LMFAO

the great mother has spoken
she told me to show u this and tell u that this is one of the masterminds behind automatic and eclipse <3

imp sibling q
would mateo complain about ruiko to rain

HEND SELP
1:11 AM AND I GET THE THOUGHT OF "hey maybe you like looking at guys because you wanna have their looks too" AND AT THIS POINT I'M NOT EVEN SURE ANYMORE idk if this is just sleep deprivation talking or what

Black cars not chickens
boi no wae wae wae

bless u mateo for being #woke

WHY IS THIS SO CONFUSING DINEINDINISNCONONVOENCISNDUWBDIWJFOE DO I LIKE U OR DO I WANNA BE U GENDER WYD ORIENTATIONS WYD AM I ARO OR JUST PANAESTHETIC SAVE US why can i see mateo and rain talking about this and just whyyyyyyy-inG

Kinda same issue too many char ideas not enough spots or time so like spill the idea

remember how all my straight ships suffer in endless torment
i just realized we've never had a gay ship and this explains why all our ships are sad or end up sad

side note UR 420ing it with testosterone + IM PROUD THAT AT LEAST ONE PERSON IN THIS SQUAD ISNT GOING NUTS OVER THEIR GENDER ANYMORE + we all know the best years of your life are also bc you learned of solar's existence

i'm a-ok with looking female; rlly the only thing right now that i one hundred percent have an opinion and strong feelings on is people. telling me. to. fucking. fix my looks. or go "you're a young lady you should take care of how u look!!!!" and people in general telling me what to wear. fuck u no i will dress how i fucking want and i will wear pajamas to the fucking mall if i fucking want to because my pajamas are not fucking indecent and i am not going to a party i wanna go out and get food and be COMFY AND EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF IF THEY DISAGREE. ME BEING FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO DRESS THE WAY PEOPLE'S LACK OF A BRAIN STEM INSIST ON INFICNROCMELSMOWNCFINVIDNXKEMXIEXNIEXN WELCOME TO THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY

im p sure rain would go "the harem king has spoken" after every time mateo gives her new stuff to think about

inspiration jackpot
overall laughs jackpot ty

side note fun fact ever since u mentioned u were quoiro i was like "oh n-" and wham started questioning again

they fucked up so bad i didn't know if i should laugh or feel bad smfh humanity what are you doing

there were also some other articles that were good laughs

SHOULD WE RP RIN FINDING OUT SOON TBH

kiyomi is super done with everyone all the time tbf

LMFAOOOOOO GEM, MAMAMOO ARE QUEENS hashtag i'm glad we're increasing in those ggs i'm getting sick of love songs

"hi we have a kid though i hate you for abandoning me when i was pregnant"
rip rin rip ruiko rip all of them

ALSO DULY NOTED IVE BEEN GETTINGLINE MESSAGES ABOUT THE NEW RELEASE SO IG NOW I RLLY HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT

probably maybe do a whole read the will thing after a certain timeslot w/ her mom

hend selp
i ended up giving myself chest pains agAIN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S NOT EVEN THAT BIG AND SMTH PEOPLE DON'T GIVE FIVE CRAPS ABOUT (which im beginning to suspect is the reason why im stressing??? or this is me making excuses for things i have done??????? if i feel guilty about something does this mean im the true evil????? why these thoughts at midnight gdi my side of the brain is not being helpful) and the net is wonky af so i cant use chat

i should sleep and i need it bc im drained as fuck from pretty much breathing all day but im sending this first as last attempt to check if you're there

ty for #Validation; i'm getting breakfast atm. i'll watch once i get to school and oooh kdrama subs are up (look)

i didnt know it was possible
to injure myself w/ a bathroom door and i learned the hard way smh

but rain joking if she should on purpose fail and get held back so she can share classes with mateo also wanting to prolong hogwarts years

lemon sent me this
and idk what to make of it give me your thoughts please xD here we go

i can't have/decide on an opinion bc i only have the philippines' side of ww2: how japan gave us 3 years of darkness not even spain's 100+ colonization did. my dad says that where he comes from, people did some inhumane things to the japanese they encountered. my mom is from the place they first attacked when japan came a-calling. so like??? i wanna think and contemplate

DUDE WHY
i got hella distracted forgot to watch the vid you sent tried doing it now my dad is right next to me anD I HAD TO CLOSE IT JUST IN CASE ROIVIWBGIB#$ DUDE first few seconds made me laugh already tho and the damN TITLE GDI

why is it that despite all the little deets of politics nothing seems to really matter because it all is ended by "politics is a mess, humanity is screwed, we're all gonna die" sigh

vaMPIRES INCREASINGGGGGG. milo got hella excited bc of a bone he got and started bleeding (dad says he probably bit himself accidentally). he's ok a bit cold bc weather and he's permanently hungry for attention and food.

IM SORRY NOPE I HAVENT AND I MAY HAVE LOST SOME OF YOUR SUGGESTIONS BC LINE RESET ON ME BUT I HAVE MOST LISTED DOWN AND ADDING THAT NOW

i get really distracted + you always get online when im on ipad and thats the only time i remember but videos on ipad are iffy af rip

I HAVE RAETHAN FEELS

realized rain is harsher to people she gets "i am capable of hurting you" vibes from

well her instinct wasn'T WRONG

kress wants to cure lycanthropy
or at the very least lessen their pain even more fun fact it's her life goal (i stole this idea from someone years ago rip) and w/ the outbreak in hogwarts (you know the ic turnings?) + upcoming war she'll have to realistically go back sooner than she expects

but still PRAY FOR DREW

HOW COULD YOU TVRFEDEDGYKIKIM

now all of rains friends will know why she sometimes cries when on her phone

rain being there when he made the witchagram and captioned it and her convinced that he meant it in a joking platonic way im not crying ur crying im done with all my straight ships they all end up sad

aGAIN RIP DREW WHEN HE MEETS KRESS

that sucks wow
RIIIIIIIIIP THAHT's just ok WOW RIP it's alright you'll find the one some other day

.==Guten Tag, Meine Freund== I FOUND THE RWBY ROLEPLAY WIKI AND I'M LIKE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL WHAT HAPPENED WHY DID IT STOP IT MUST RETURN I'M SO EMOTIONAL RN....also your post at Forgotten Cavern xD
 * It's totally fine. I changed my user pic I'm so happy with myself ^.^ It's a rwby crossover with my favorite anime of ALL TIME. ps it's owari no seraph if you didn't know just ask soph I've fangirled about it to her all the time. So ye. POST is 19.99 for the special features edition :P

TBF JACE IS A TROPE HIMSELF
so it should be ok xD and ye you did have that idea beforehand ft. that part where he wants to rewrite the justice system to kill was very un jace if i'm gonna be honest. jace wouldnt wait for the rewrite he'd just do it whoOPS

on an irl note life has gone into shit and for once its not my delusions its actual irl and im in that stage where im just gahhhhhhh

just in: ruiko potentially might like mateo
i rEALIZED THIS JUST THIS MORNING WHILE MAKING MAHOUTOKORO HCS

REALISTICALLY RUIKO DOESN'T DRAG PEOPLE INTO HER SHIT CONTINUOUSLY UNLESS SHE HAS POSITIVE FEELINGS ABOUT THEM AND I USE POSITIVE BC IT DOESNT ALWAYS MEAN ROMANTIC

THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES TO MACK AND NOW DOES IT TO MATEO

HAREM KING CONFIRMED

R IP
ok but if mateo complained to rain rain would like listen and give him a v weird look and be like "not to alarm u but every guy she's done that to she's dated" "WHAT" "yeaaaaaah"

ye i ish here xD

i dIDN'T KNOW YOU POSTED
bUT FINALLY DID

cruz sibs
bc here in the Philippines Cruz equals Korea's Kim there are so many of them and Rain probs would say she and Mateo's surname should be Cruz bc they're unrelated but also related in the life sense

SO THEY'RE BOTH SCREWED OVER IN THE DATING SCENE LMAOOOO

alSO MATEO RIP YOU CHILD @CONFLICT

and IT'S THIS TIME WHERE I REALIZE ALL THE TALK ABOUT HEART PALPITATIONS IS GOING TO REMIND RAIN OF ETHAN AND OK WOW I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIP

dylan
is his wb deliberately made to confuse people since he's hufflepuff but it says ravenclaw keeper

or was that like sleep deprivation typing

side note i made IG's history even more complicated (lowkey need to finish her bc model reserve is running out) and i remember we never finished nick and kiyomi rip sorry for not posting xD here:

her dad was a Squib who never knew of his pureblood family (having been abandoned and his memories erased). he's the father of the girl in Nick Lyang's history (and died rip). he had settled the divorce papers w/ girl's mum (ended on relatively good terms based on how most marriages go) when the girl was 5 yrs old and had a fling with IG's mum and never knew he had another daughter

TBF RAVENCLAWS ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE STONERS
RAVENCLAWS ARE LIKE EXPERIMENTSTION CREATIVITY LET'S TRY OUT THIS DANGEROUS DRUG FOR EXPERIMENTAL REASONS AND RESEARCH

SITTING HERE AND APPRECIATING HOW THEY'RE IN OPPOSITE HOUSES AND THEIR BEST FRIENDS ARE ALSO IN OPPOSITE HOUSES (bri is ravenclaw, cian is hufflepuff/but chase is in ravenclaw too. lmao going for that brain power together) also i keep forgetting to ell you but rain's starting a project that involves inventing a spell to help point out who has feelings for who (can be triggered by how she doesn't want a repeat of ethan but mainly she wants her shipping board to be accurate) and she's 10/10 dragging bri and mateo into it. involves strings of fate and i need to look up a lot of things rip me

EVERY TIME I READ WANNA ONE I READ IT AS WHATTA MAN AND IT STARTS PLAYING IN MY HEAD

DAY6 MY KROCK KINGS GOD BLESS HERE IS HOPING MY NET COOPERATES

LEMON SENT ME THESE





more things:

i read something yesterday and now i'm contemplating to have IG's prophecy apparently state that she only has 25 years to live

it kinda reminds me of Boomer though so i'm hesitant

oddly enough i don't want it for angst purposes more like #lifelessons and #lifeisshort and IG going from the epitome of oversheltered, coddled child to taking whatever life has to offer

i just wanna see how this development would go as she grows

edit: even beTTER IF SHE BECOMES FRIENDS W/ PEOPLE WHO HAVE ISSUES WITH THE TOPIC OF DEATH

ayo
Just a reminder that I posted on Room of Runes. :3