Dobby's Alcove

Dobby's Alcove Dedicated to Dobby the House-Elf

Dobby's Gazebo was built on December 25th, 2036 in rememberance of Dobby the free House-Elf who perished in March of 1998. This gazebo serves as a dedication spot but also a place for students to take a moment to relax and study outside. Ideal for summer days, the gazebo can also be absolutely stunning in the winter. Year-round furniture has been charmed to never see the wear of weather and the roof offers a haven for students during the school year. A dozen socks hang from the beams in the ceiling as gifts from students and serves a reminder of a life lost.

Roleplay

Brisbane and Ada

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 03:17, August 5, 2019 (UTC) Brisbane, wondering around the school with no reason, had stumbled upon a place with a lot of socks just hanging everywhere. "Why would people just leave socks here?" Brisbane said to the snake she had on her shoulder.

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Search "They're gifts from the students. For Dobby. Although some do have a...disturbing smell." Ada supplied. Ada had also been wandering around here, and, well, also ended up here. (Oh, wow what a coincidence.) She remembered the girl...Brisbane. They had met in that bubble tea shop not long ago. Now, holding her own sock (a clean one, mind you) she stepped forward and was ready to hang her sock amongst the the others that were already on the beams.

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 03:33, August 5, 2019 (UTC) "Am I meant to know who or what Dobby is? No snake tells me that kind of stuff." Brisbane said as she turned towards Ada. "Nice sock."

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Search Ada shrugged. "Dobby was this house elf who was friends with the famous Harry Potter." Ada didn't know what the deal was with this guy. Like, sure, he saved Hogwarts and killed no-nose-Voldy, but it was already like decades ago. "Dobby died in 1998 and now these socks are like gifts for him. This whole thing was made for Dobby." Ada said while she finished up hanging her sock.

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 03:47, August 5, 2019 (UTC) "I just know he killed a guy that could talk to snakes. You don't read many history books growing up with normal people and in an orphanage." Brisbane shifted the snake from around her shoulders onto her hands, only because it started complaining about being there.

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Search "That's fine with me." Ada stared at the alcove. "Ugh, it smells in here." She stepped out of it and asked, "What are you doing here with your snake? Is it the same one that you had in the bubble tea station?"

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 04:07, August 5, 2019 (UTC) "I just found this place and no, it's a different snake that found its way into my dorm this morning. The smell doesn't bother me though, actually brings back memories of my brothers." Brisbane followed Ada out of the alcove and put the snake on the ground. It was started to get on her nerves, how much it wanted to move around.

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Search Ada snickered. "Same. Only I don't treat them like brothers. More like morons." Ada followed the snake. "This one's a pretty one. I like it."

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 04:19, August 5, 2019 (UTC) She giggled at Ada calling the snake pretty. It was the ugliest one she had seen in a very long time. "My brothers were as dumb and smelt as bad as the socks. Kind of looked like them too."

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Search Ada didn't mind Brisbane laughing. She liked it, really. "Mine too. I had to throw their dirty socks because they were too busy watching television. Couch potatoes."

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 04:31, August 5, 2019 (UTC) "Mine were really loud and loved to argue with each other in Norwegian, Icelandic, Italian and English. Even if we had a television, you probably couldn't hear it."

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Search "All brothers - or least ours - are annoying, yes? That's a thing we can both agree on."

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 07:47, August 5, 2019 (UTC) "I miss how annoying they were though. You probably would to if all your family died."

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Search Ada shrugged. It would be better if those idiotic brothers of mine died sooner, and brought my mother back. Ada was determined to steer the conversation from this whole death thing. "So, was going back to Hogwarts nice? I didn't find it so. I'd rather go back to having a vacation than stuck in a boring classroom learning nothing. But that's my experience."

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 01:46, August 6, 2019 (UTC) "I didn't mind coming back here. Classes I feel the same, maybe except Care of Magical Creatures, just because it might mean I get to talk to a magical snake. What's your favourite class?"

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Search "I don't know. I don't really have a favorite class." Ada wasn't really that type of super responsible student. She was responsible, just not that much.

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 03:31, August 6, 2019 (UTC) "You don't like school, I'm guessing." Brisbane said as she walked over to the nearest bushes and picked up the snake she was holding earlier.

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Search "Not really. It's not that I hate school, it just gets annoying after you realize homework assignments still exist just when you're used to not having them in the holidays."

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 03:42, August 6, 2019 (UTC) "I know what you mean. Not having to worry about homework is the best." Brisbane shifted the snake so it sat around on her shoulders. "Want to hold the snake?"

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Search "Sure. It's like the homework never stops. And some of the questions they ask us don't make a lot of sense to me. It's only because I force myself to study so I know the answers. To me, frankly, some of the things we need to learn don't even need to be used outside of school."

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 03:58, August 6, 2019 (UTC) Brisbane took the snake off her shoulders and put it around Ada's, hearing the snake complain it didn't want to be there. "It depends on what you want to do. Like you could find something to do with all these socks."

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Search "Keep it there. It's going to disrespectful if we take them off. Besides, it would've meant that I cam all the way here for nothing." Ada felt the snake squirming on her shoulders. Probably wanted to be back on the ground again. Snakes.

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 04:27, August 6, 2019 (UTC) "Would be good if someone could remove the stink though." The snake just kept complain, threatening to bite Ada if Brisbane didn't get it off her. 'Bite her and see what happens' Brisbane said to the snake. "You may want to get her off you. She just threatened to bite you."

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Search "Ookay, snake." Picky. Ada took the snake off her shoulders and let Brisbane get it. "So, aside from Mr. Picky Snake here, did you find any other snakes after we left the bubble tea station? How can you just find snakes like that?"

artists, songs, or podcasts

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 05:02, August 6, 2019 (UTC) She grabbed the snake from Ada and put it down on the ground, not giving it any attention as it attempted to wrap around her legs. "I found a couple more, not as pretty as the one you saw. I don't know, its more like they find me and I can hear them talking. Talking about what to eat next or where the best place to sun themselves are."

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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 06:46, August 7, 2019 (UTC) "Depends on the time of year. Like during mating season, it gets real weird."

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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical

Brisbane Woom - Little Parslemouth♠ Fifth Year Hufflepuff - Message Me - 02:33, August 8, 2019 (UTC) "They are, some better than others. Some of the old ones, I swear seem to have been here forever though."

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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical