Dobby's Alcove Dedicated to Dobby the House-Elf
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Roleplay
Brisbane and Ada
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Search "They're gifts from the students. For Dobby. Although some do have a...disturbing smell." Ada supplied. Ada had also been wandering around here, and, well, also ended up here. (Oh, wow what a coincidence.) She remembered the girl...Brisbane. They had met in that bubble tea shop not long ago. Now, holding her own sock (a clean one, mind you) she stepped forward and was ready to hang her sock amongst the the others that were already on the beams.
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search Ada shrugged. "Dobby was this house elf who was friends with the famous Harry Potter." Ada didn't know what the deal was with this guy. Like, sure, he saved Hogwarts and killed no-nose-Voldy, but it was already like decades ago. "Dobby died in 1998 and now these socks are like gifts for him. This whole thing was made for Dobby." Ada said while she finished up hanging her sock.
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search "That's fine with me." Ada stared at the alcove. "Ugh, it smells in here." She stepped out of it and asked, "What are you doing here with your snake? Is it the same one that you had in the bubble tea station?"
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search Ada snickered. "Same. Only I don't treat them like brothers. More like morons." Ada followed the snake. "This one's a pretty one. I like it."
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search Ada didn't mind Brisbane laughing. She liked it, really. "Mine too. I had to throw their dirty socks because they were too busy watching television. Couch potatoes."
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search "All brothers - or least ours - are annoying, yes? That's a thing we can both agree on."
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search Ada shrugged. It would be better if those idiotic brothers of mine died sooner, and brought my mother back. Ada was determined to steer the conversation from this whole death thing. "So, was going back to Hogwarts nice? I didn't find it so. I'd rather go back to having a vacation than stuck in a boring classroom learning nothing. But that's my experience."
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search "I don't know. I don't really have a favorite class." Ada wasn't really that type of super responsible student. She was responsible, just not that much.
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search "Not really. It's not that I hate school, it just gets annoying after you realize homework assignments still exist just when you're used to not having them in the holidays."
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search "Sure. It's like the homework never stops. And some of the questions they ask us don't make a lot of sense to me. It's only because I force myself to study so I know the answers. To me, frankly, some of the things we need to learn don't even need to be used outside of school."
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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Search "Keep it there. It's going to disrespectful if we take them off. Besides, it would've meant that I cam all the way here for nothing." Ada felt the snake squirming on her shoulders. Probably wanted to be back on the ground again. Snakes.
artists, songs, or podcasts
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's gluten free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
wut, you gon' record it?
ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
florida
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you sayin'?
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
i'll take those
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
original script: bread bank (no gluten) - sethical
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