Shay Monaco @shittyshittybangbang the bitch is BACK and the wicked witch is NOT DEAD United Kingdom Joined May 2041 2.1kFollowing 1KFollowers
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7.What was your childhood dream? Why so? And why did it change?
"I wanted to be a marine biologist. Unfortunately I don't see much science paths in this world. Not any under water either. And my daddy wanted me to make pizzas or join his other 'business'. And the pizza's were really calling to me, you know? So I just couldn't go and spend my life studying the fish."
8.If you’re not native to the UK, where were you born and how did you end up in the UK?
"I am not native to the UK. Do I sound like a Brit to you? If I do, I think I might need drown myself. No, I was born in Dublin, a much lovelier city than the UK could offer. I just really think it's where my heart is, you know?" Shay sat there with a smile before it was pointed out a previous answer contradicted this and she lent forward. "I said my heart was born in Dublin and no matter what my ma did, that still remains true." Then she lent back and went back to smiling, "my ma even went back to Dublin after I was born so I was raised there. That's all that matters. I'm no Brit. Or as my Australian's call them, a pom! I am not a pommie."
9.How much effort do you put into fashion and appearance? Do you have a personal ‘aesthetic’?
"Of course I do? Why do you think I wear a tutu over jeans? I look great and you can't convince me otherwise. It took daddy to tell me I couldn't wear fairy wings at work. Of course, I don't wear those sort of things all the time. I am very partial to a Mink coat. I know not many people own one but I got one for Christmas. I do love it. I think I'd describe my personal aesthetic as very personal and unique."
10. What can usually be found in your fridge?
"Pizza! And potatoes. I do love my potatoes. I do have some milk but they usually go off, I don't drink a lot of it. I don't drink coffee or tea. I'll spit them out in a half second. I try, I promise!! But milky drinks really just aren't my thing. Nor alcohol. I don't have a lot of alcohol. Mostly pizza and potatoes."
11. What’s your education history? Do you enjoy learning and the way Hogwarts is taught?
"I was a Hogwarts baby. Sorted into Gryffindor, can you believe? Everyone expected Slytherin but no...not for me. I think it's too restrictive. Let us practice the dark arts, you know? What's the worst we can do? Kill people. Well, they're going to die one day so why prolong the inevitable? Rip the band aid off, you know?"
12.What did your
adopted parents do for a living?
"I'll only tell if you pinky promise you won't tell anyone....okay? They run a pizza joint!" Shay said with a smile, clapping her hands lightly. Of course, the truth was much more complex than that. In truth, the pizza place was a front to a criminal empire that had long been helping UK's magical black market and other areas. Of course, under Fitzgerald, it had flourished even more, but besides the point.
13. Do you have any mental or physical afflictions?
"Do I look like I have any afflictions? Of course not. It's Abernathy that does, the wee c-nt," Shay said, leaning forward as she jabbed her finger forward, "I'm keeping an eye on him. Mark my words."
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