Shay Monaco @shittyshittybangbang Follows you the bitch is BACK and the wicked witch is NOT DEAD
Full NameSiobhan 'Shay' Victoire Monaco Birthday19th of July Age25 y/o Zodiac SignCancer Sex / GenderFemale / Female SpeciesWitch NationalityIrish EthnicityCaucasian Sexual OrientationFluid Romantic OrientationFluid Relationship StatusSingle AccentIrish BirthplaceDublin, Ireland Living Situation Languages SpokenEnglish
Blood StatusPureblood Wand Wood Wand Core Wand Length Patronus BoggartShe's afraid of nothing (it's drowning) Exotic?No
1.What was your first incident of magic and how old were you? (Compulsory)
"I was arguing with one of my siblings and made the door slam onto him when he left the room. It hit him right in the bum. Squealed like a little pig and cried like a baby. Five year old me thought it was absolutely hilarious. It actually was."
2.Do you believe in love at first sight?
"Of course! I fell in love with this wee lad when I was a wee lass myself. I was in Hogwarts and totally locked on a bottle of tequila. And I saw him from afar and I thought he was the most finest thing I think I ever saw. But then I passed out. I still don't remember who he was. I didn't remember a thing when I woke up. I think it might have been Brad Pitt on the cover of a magazine. He is lovely to look at."
3.Were you close with your family growing up? If not-why?
"I have two families. My ma went to England, bless her soul, to have an abortion. She didn't end up having an one-obviously. She eventually gave me up when I was eight to go and start her own wig business. Then the Monaco's took me in. I like to think I fit right in, I do. I honestly do."
4. If you weren’t raised by your parents, who did? How did you find yourself in this position?
"Now you're just repeating yourself, lad. I was adopted by the Monaco's. They're this family who own a pizza joint. But, between you and me, they actually run this mafia business on the side. I decided not too join it. I just really thought the pizza was calling too me. I think I would have done well if I went down that path, though."
5.What were you like growing up?
"I was the perfect child! In the family that I grew up in, I was an absolute angel. I only broke five people's legs. My brother has a count of twenty. And I only set the house on fire once. I had a fight with one of my brother's and poured water over his ps4. It was still plugged in though and everything went up in flames. It was great craic. I didn't have any marshmelllow's though."
6.Who/what was the biggest influence growing up? Why?
"I think it'd be my father. My adoptive one. I never met my biological father. I might pay Abernathy to go and kill him if I ever find his name. Or do it myself..." Shay trailed off as she sucked on a strawberry and cream flavoured lollipop before popping it out of her mouth as she focussed back onto you, "I'd cover him in oil then set him on fire. It's the entertaining way, you know? I could use magic but I know they track those spells, so maybe not, you know? But I don't know who he is so we're not going down that path! Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, can breath out a sigh of relief tonight. But my daddy took me in and reared me. So he's going to be my biggest influence."
7.What was your childhood dream? Why so? And why did it change?
"I wanted to be a marine biologist. Unfortunately I don't see much science paths in this world. Not any under water either. And my daddy wanted me to make pizzas or join his other 'business'. And the pizza's were really calling to me, you know? So I just couldn't go and spend my life studying the fish."
8.If you’re not native to the UK, where were you born and how did you end up in the UK?
"I am not native to the UK. Do I sound like a Brit to you? If I do, I think I might need drown myself. No, I was born in Dublin, a much lovelier city than the UK could offer. I just really think it's where my heart is, you know?" Shay sat there with a smile before it was pointed out a previous answer contradicted this and she lent forward. "I said my heart was born in Dublin and no matter what my ma did, that still remains true." Then she lent back and went back to smiling, "my ma even went back to Dublin after I was born so I was raised there. That's all that matters. I'm no Brit. Or as my Australian's call them, a pom! I am not a pommie."
9.How much effort do you put into fashion and appearance? Do you have a personal ‘aesthetic’?
"Of course I do? Why do you think I wear a tutu over jeans? I look great and you can't convince me otherwise. It took daddy to tell me I couldn't wear fairy wings at work. Of course, I don't wear those sort of things all the time. I am very partial to a Mink coat. I know not many people own one but I got one for Christmas. I do love it. I think I'd describe my personal aesthetic as very personal and unique."
10. What can usually be found in your fridge?
"Pizza! And potatoes. I do love my potatoes. I do have some milk but they usually go off, I don't drink a lot of it. I don't drink coffee or tea. I'll spit them out in a half second. I try, I promise!! But milky drinks really just aren't my thing. Nor alcohol. I don't have a lot of alcohol. Mostly pizza and potatoes."
11. What’s your education history? Do you enjoy learning and the way Hogwarts is taught?
"I was a Hogwarts baby. Sorted into Gryffindor, can you believe? Everyone expected Slytherin but no...not for me. I think it's too restrictive. Let us practice the dark arts, you know? What's the worst we can do? Kill people. Well, they're going to die one day so why prolong the inevitable? Rip the band aid off, you know?"
12.What did your adopted parents do for a living?
"I'll only tell if you pinky promise you won't tell anyone....okay? They run a pizza joint!" Shay said with a smile, clapping her hands lightly. Of course, the truth was much more complex than that. In truth, the pizza place was a front to a criminal empire that had long been helping UK's magical black market and other areas. Of course, under Fitzgerald, it had flourished even more, but besides the point.
13. Do you have any mental or physical afflictions?
"Do I look like I have any afflictions? Of course not. It's Abernathy that does, the wee c-nt," Shay said, leaning forward as she jabbed her finger forward, "I'm keeping an eye on him. Mark my words."
Face ClaimSaoirse Ronan Eye ColourBlue Hair ColourBrown (dyes it blonde) Height5'1 Weight102 lbs. Voice Type Blood TypeAB negative Distinguishing Marks Body StyleSlim but fit TattoosN/A PiercingsN/A Scent
Father Mother Full SiblingsN/A Half SiblingsNone Guardian(s)N/A SpouseN/A ChildrenN/A Other RelativesN/A
Significant Other(s) Best Friends{{{Best Friends}}} Friendsbold of u to think she has friends (ali) Neutralnone EnemiesAbernathy Thayne!! Other{{{Other}}}
Given [ Siobhan ]God is gracious Middle [ Victoire ]Victory Surname [ Monaco ]Derives from Monk
NicknamesNone Favourite ColourHot pink Favourite MovieFight club Favourite SongThe bitch is back by Elton John Favourite FoodPotato Favourite Drinklemon infused water cause she a fancy bitch LikesTBA Dislikes Loves LoathesTBA First Kiss First Crush First Love First Time Petsnone OccupationWorks at her father's pizza place Sports Playedshe can whistle Instruments PlayedN/A SmokerYes DrinkerYes AddictionsN/A Goalslive her best life Achievementswork in the pizza store Biggest Hopethat she can be considered scary and powerful Biggest Regretnone Best Memoriesbeing adopted Worst Memoriesnot a specific one Mental IllnessesTBA Criminal RecordN/A Medical RecordNone
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