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Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes


Welcome to the Hogsmeade Branch of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, headquarters located at 93 Diagon Alley! In this shop, you can buy all sorts of joke items from the Ten-second pimple vanisher to Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs. Just don't get caught with any explosive items in Hogwarts! Having said that, Flourish and Blotts' is the place for things that make you go, "Hmm" - this is the place for things that make you go "Boom!" Fredgeorge

Items

Anti-Gravity Hats-Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!

Aviatomobile - Flying toy car.

Canary Creams - Hello feathers!

Edible Dark Marks - They'll make anyone sick!

Extendable Ears - Fancy a good eavesdrop?

Headless Hats - Invisibility charm, for your head! 

Muggle magic tricks/pranks

Patented Daydream Charms - (Side-effects can include: slight drooling and a dazed expression. Not for sale to wizards under 16)

Portable Swamp - Cause a flood!

Punching telescopes - Trick your rivals!

Quills - in Smart Answer, Self Inking and Spell Checking varieties - Leave it to the Quill!

Reusable Hangman - Spell it or he'll swing!

Skiving Snackbox - They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles, Just in time for school!

Skiving Snackbox

Ton-Tongue Toffee - Expand somebody's tongue!

Trick wands - Confound your friends!

Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs - Party! 1 Firework = 10!

Decoy Detonators - Create a diversion!

Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder - Handy for a quick getaway!

Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves - Challenge your friends to duels and trick them!

Love Potions - Make people obsessed with you!

Pygmy Puffs - A type of puffskein, good for cute company!

Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher - Eliminates boils, pimples and acne.

Candy In A Can - Just what the label says.

Proprietors and Employees

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Archive

Roleplay

Theo and Bai

TSWB

Theodore SpencerResearch • Proud Father • Forgetful

「 Age 」
Twenty One
「 Species 」
Wizard
「 Occupation 」
Healer
「 Relationship 」
Single

Theo was in the store trying to find something to get Caspian. Nothing major–just a small trinket. A toy. Maybe one of the flying toy cars? Or maybe one of the muggle objects. Maybe this wasn't the most appropriate place to go buying something for a three year old. But Theo adored the face his son made when Theo pulled out something from behind his back. He was struggling with not spoiling his son. Well...somehow. Theo couldn't exactly give Caspian anything that he doesn't already have access too. Dressed in a knitted sweater that was a bit too big for him, Theo kept on pushing back his hair as he walked through the store. He was in need for a haircut.

Message Me • {{{2}}}

Bai Wu — WB
Bai Wu - slytherin seventh year 🔗 dihedral farewells
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- “What doesn't kill you makes you gayer.”
Message Me  - 02:59, June 26, 2019 (UTC)

In one of those custom boots that looked like any other fancy pair off a display window, Bai had shrunken down by a good five inches. Magic was great for disguises. It was hard enough to get Blake to loosen his grip on her. He'd insisted on a protective detail; she'd thought why not? If you asked her, it wouldn't do much. These kidnappers weren't amateurs. A bodyguard wouldn't do shit. But she figured saying that would make Blake worry more, so she said nothing. They had the sense to keep out of sight. For what? Her recent captivity hadn't traumatized her as much as anyone had expected. Or, I'm just not seeing the effects right now. She dimly remembered Hel's voice and Blake's arms around her. You're alive, you're alive, you're alive. Was she? Her freedom hadn't switched on the lights in her head, though the more cruel would've said there hadn't been any in the first place. Everything was dull. Had it been otherwise, she thought, she'd be in a long term ward by now. She tried on one of the shield hats. It was too big for her, drooping over her face. She'd have to see if they had them in other sizes.


TSWB

Theodore SpencerResearch • Proud Father • Forgetful

「 Age 」
Twenty One
「 Species 」
Wizard
「 Occupation 」
Healer
「 Relationship 」
Single

Theo didn't mean to laugh–he promised. It was just when he glanced over and saw a girl with a hat that was obviously a bit too big for her, Theo found himself laughing. Not in a cruel sort of way (Theo didn't know how to be cruel, even if he tried to be), he just...it was a funny sight is all. However, Theo was too shy to say anything and simply pushed up his glasses with his knuckles and turned his attention back onto the shelves in front of him. However, he was curious to know what the hat actually did. Theo's eyes flicked over to the display but didn't want to hover for the other to move around so he tried to busy himself with some other trinket. Namely, a small little ball. A detonator of sorts. However, accidentally triggering it, he soon found his face covered in white powder. Oh Merlin what did I do? Standing there frozen, he was lucky he was wearing his glasses and the powder didn't get into his eyes.

Message Me • 08:25, July 2, 2019 (UTC)

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