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Einar Faris Memorial[]

On the steps[]

Game Master
Send Me an Owl! - 22:54, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
*The organ strikes up a sombre, funereal piece. It is suddenly cut off after some 45 seconds, there is a moment of silence - then.*

Tom Lehrer - We'll All Go Together When We Go (Live) 1959

Game Master
Send Me an Owl! - 23:44, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
*The music transitions seamlessly.*

OOC On this vid 01.42 - 06.00 The Reluctant Cannibal


Flanders And Swann At The Drop Of A Hat, 1960

Linch – Advisor to the Minister
TALK – 02:05, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
 Einar Faris-Minister of Great Britain is no more. He ceases to be.  For the rest of life he no longer exists.  He kicked the bucket.  Snapped the twig.  Has met to meet the maker.  Now all of you are thinking the great leader he was died tragically in a mid-age attack against him.  The peaceful leader that he was-the powerful wizard he was-was murder in front of his own men.  You all think he died before his time as Minister ended, before he finished all he had set to do, and before he had had enough fun.  I am here to tell you nonsense. Good riddance to him, the pretentious animal.  And the reason I feel I should say this-is because he would never forgive me if I didn't.  If I through away the greatest moment to shock you all, he would never forgive me.  I took my time over the past few days, to look back at everything me and Einar did together and celebrate them.  I suggest you all do the same.  And now for my small cliché that I am sure Einar would despise to the core.  Always look to the bright side of death-as when you die it means that you must have lived.  And for Einar to live was for Britain to thrive, and love him.  Einar you will hate me for what I will do and say about you, but you were a saint in the making my friend. Rest in piece Einar and may Merlin and all the spirits be good to you.  Your old friend Charlie will meet you down there soon!


Jim Henson Memorial Service - One Person


Castle - Piano Man Ending 3x10-0


The Cruise of the U.S.S. Codfish - Bob Newhart


Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Sing-Along

Game Master
Send Me an Owl! - 20:57, February 12, 2013 (UTC)
*Einar's voice resounds through the chapel.* "I do hope you'll all join in on this last number - each in your own key, of course."


Wikia DARP - Jennifer Thompson - bar wench

Jenny Slytherin
-"What can I get you?"

 – 22:20, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

*Her conscience pricked her to come, and Jenny has always listened to that small voice.*
Vetus Tenibrus

Vetus Tenibrus Atreides
-"What must be, will be."

 – 22:41, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

*Whatever else mutates down the ages, the valiant fallen must be honoured, and so, with no pomp, he is here.*

Wikia DARP - Adult Steve Shunpike

Steve Shunpike Ollivander's Hogsmeade manager/Potions Master
-"So that would mean . . ."

 – 22:43, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

*He's not sure he belongs, but somehow, not to be here would be - wrong.*

Wikia DARP - Jean-Pierre Trudeau

Pierre Trudeau ICW Lawyer
-"Equilibrium and equality"

 – 22:45, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

*Not always a good man, du vrai, mais enfin a great one, reflective of their Shakespeare, peut-etre? 'He was a man, take him for all in all. I shall not look upon his like again.'*

Wikia DARP - Mrs. Landingham (Interlocutor)

Dolores Landingham Salem Institute
-"And in four minutes . . ."

 – 22:47, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

*Not as nutso as I first thought, and hey, he stuck to his guns. Not sure we can any of us do much more.*



President John Richards

 – 02:08, February 11, 2013 (UTC)

The President sits next to his assistant along with his guards and talks to her for a few moments.  Then he watches in silence.

Jade Knightex-Azkabanian Prisoner

「 Age 」
「 Species 」
「 Occupation 」
「 Relationship 」

Jade wanted to be here. She considered Einar a friend, and she missed him.

Message Me • 22:55, February 10, 2013 (UTC)


Charlotte A. Fletcher Ex-Hufflepuff, Ministry Employee
-- "I understand that everything is Sacred-- yet nothing is,"

She sat next to Jade, feeling very sorry about all the loss- especially Einar.

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Diana Chevalier - Veela • Morituri • Daily Prophet
- "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
Message Me - 23:10, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
She has never met the Minister or anything, but she's heard of him, him of course being the minister. She finds a place to sit in the back, feeling awkward and like she doesn't belong, yet she needs to be there to pay her respects to a great leader.

Estella Tyrrell -Former Minister for Magic

 – 23:15, February 10, 2013 (UTC)

*She slips into the chapel and quietly sits in the front pew. She wanted to pay her respects to Einar, who was not only her predecessor, but also her friend.*

Elvira Griffin -Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot

 – 00:06, February 11, 2013 (UTC)

*Elvira walks in with her sister, to pay respects to a great leader.*

Professor Elmira Griffin -Headmistress of Hogwarts

 – 00:06, February 11, 2013 (UTC)

*Elmira followed her sister taking a seat in the third row.*
Wikia DARP - Albie offering his input

Albie Slytherin
-"Way I see it, there's always options. Not always palatable, though."

 – 00:22, February 11, 2013 (UTC)

*I remember when we had to put this lad away the first time - but no choice, was there? I mean. a full and free confession, multiple murders, what else could the Minister ha- Hang on. I know this. It's - it's . . . it'll come to me. Flanders and Swann. Why, I haven't heard this for nigh on forty years, maybe more. Well, well.*

Kira - Xylianne

Xylianne Molyneaux Alchemist
-“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.”

 – {{{1}}}

Mol entered the Chapel, the look on her face understandably and yet uncharacteristically sepulchral. She sat in one of the pews closest to the front, honored to have considered Einar a friend and more than willing to pay her respects to a man she held in the highest of reverance.
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Tanis Nyt Breeder (Magizoologist)
-“What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.”

 – {{{1}}}

Taking the most available seat in the very last pew. Having never been on the best of terms with Einar, she still respected him, now was the time to mourn his loss.

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Melinda Adult
Melinda Bagman - Magizoologist
Send Me an Owl! - 16:43, February 11, 2013 (UTC)